Since everyone thinks I won’t do it….

Favorite person (outside family)? I’m pretty much obligated to mention the girlfriend here.

Favorite food? Apples and peanut butter, if I’m cooking. The list is longer if someone else has to do the grunt work.

Quirks about you? I can’t leave a rubik’s cube unfinished.

How would the person who loves you most describe you in ten words or less? (Ask them) – In the interest of convenience, I asked the cat and she looked away.

Any regrets in life?  Not being able to watch Top Chef due to a lack of cable.  The show is addicting.  And I regret admitting to liking cooking shows and the Bravo network.

Favorite Charity/Cause? I give to the Cleveland Foodbank every month.

Favorite Blog recently? Probably Melissa’s, if only because she updates it constantly.

Something you can’t get enough of? Food of all kinds. Except mushrooms, ham and anything coffee-flavored. And those cereals with the freeze dried fruit in them – its like eating expensive chalk.

Worst job you’ve ever had? There were elements of lifeguarding that I could have done without – generally the parts involving fishing floaters out of the pool.

What job would you pay NOT to have? Wouldn’t it make more sense just to quit if the job was that bad?

If you could be a fly on the wall, where? Your bedroom, just as you are trying to sleep…bzzzzzzzzzzz

Favorite Bible verse right now? I like the one about the bunny that brings candy in little baskets and lays colorful eggs.

Guilty Pleasure? Food that I can purchase without leaving my car.

Got any confessions? I’m supposed to be writing a term paper right now. Its probably not going to get done today, but I’ll tell the professor I had “software problems”.

If you HAD to spend $1,000 on YOURSELF, how would you spend it? If I HAD to? Geee…. As much as I talk up wanting a plasma tv, I really don’t need one. I’d probably use it to do some kind of travel adventure.

Favorite thing about your house? Its walking distance from a movie theater, a grocery store and a dozen restaurants.

Least favorite thing about your house? To come home, I have to stop my car, unlock the garage, open the garage, park my car, close the garage, lock the garage, unlock the outer door, unlock the third floor door, unlock both front door locks, lock both front door locks, remember I left my bag in my car.

One thing you are bad at? Keeping to other people’s timetables.

One thing you’re good at? Rationalization. The art of convincing yourself that things that you screw up are unimportant.

If you could change something about your circumstances, what? I’d like to be working. Or going to school. Not both. Winning the lottery would be nice too.

Who would you like to meet someday? The champion hot-dog eating guy. We could do lunch.

What makes you feel sexy? My Homer Simpson boxers. Or the ones with the little penguins on them. Maybe even the Bullwinkle boxers. It would be hard to pick a favorite.

Who is your real life hero? Batman. Yes, he’s real. You just never see pictures because he’s that frickin’ good.

What is the hardest part of your job? Haven’t shown up in two months, so I guess its remembering not to go?

When are you most relaxed? Beer number 3.

What stresses you out? My internet/computer combination doesn’t work half the time. Frustrates me to no end.

What can you not live without? Contacts. I hate wearing my glasses outside of the apartment.

Do you agree or disagree with the recent article that reported that blogs are authored by narcissists? Who isn’t a bit narcissitant these days?

Why do you blog? Peer pressure. How do you turn off italics on this thing? No seriously, I love these “meme” things, whatever the hell “meme” means. Especially all the people bugging me to write about what makes me feel sexy, or my favorite bible verse. Which is kind of an odd combination.

Okay – rules:

1. Answer the questions

2. Link back to whoever tagged you

3. Tag eight bloggers to do the same, 2 from each category.

• New/newer bloggers —

• Bloggy friends –

• Bloggers you’d like to get to know better –?

• Bloggers you don’t think will respond, but you hope will –

(I refuse to do this stupid little rule things. I answered the sexy question, isn’t that enough?)